27 May 11
A note to a wealthy benefactor:
Hello there, you might well be aware that the popular music sextet Pulp have recently reformed (if not, please regard the embedded videos both above and below these words) and are now playing a select few shows around the world. Now, I’m not explicitly saying that I will perform a sexual act of your choosing if you pay for me to attend one, no that would be wrong. But what I am suggesting is that you completely ignore that fact that I just said I wasn’t saying that and take it as a truth from the heart.*
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