04 Jun 11
On the first day The Creator along with his disciples birthed unto us, a union of Oddness, and lo it was Swageth. An unholy gathering of likeminded suburbanites, from whom scriptures such as Fatherless Child, and Revolving Parchment, were handed down from generation to…well the same generation, a reward for surfing the traitorous pilgrimage from laptop to the sacred site of Tumblr. The second day brought Goblin, a new testament, regaling, the chant SACRIFICE INHABITANTS, CREMATE EXCREMENT, FORNICATE EDUCATION, how Witch House iconography must adorn clothing, and that video. Oh and a load of hullabaloo concerning disgruntled lesbians, and how infrequent subtle referencing to rape and murder got taken out of context….(How anyone could squeeze something controversial from Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome is beyond me, you warped perverts…). Well hang on to your green balaclava and supreme hoody you disgraceful fanboys, because the day of reckoning is upon us. The black contact, dive into the dressing up box, Slim Shady era aping, panty sniffing, bike riding, big budget, slightly tamer than we’re used to, video for She has arrived, and only the faithful (and those with a fast enough internet connection, sorry dial uppers…) are prime to view it.
Odd be with you.