Cloud Nothings – Hey Cool Kid
09 Oct 10
Warning: the above video contains charming lo-fi indie pop, shuffling beats, a tape recorder, the flame effects from a 1990’s Sylvester Stallone movie, homeless men forced into becoming pro basketball players and a gymnasium packed to the rafters with hipsters (who are presumably there because it’s like TOATS ironic to like sports, especially ones which include fat people being forced into it against their own will). Also: STROBE LIGHTING.
Bonus round: LOOK AT HOW COMICALLY LARGE THOSE TEETH ARE! GENIUS!
Congratulations, you found some hidden text. What do you want? A fucking award? Is that what you want? Really? Go back to doing something useful rather than just highlighting your way around the page in the vain hope of finding some kind of insider message. Get a job, you damn hippy.