24 Aug 12
FACT #1: A month ago, Caribou told you EDM was shit and he was about to save it.
FACT #2: He planned to do so, via his own imprint JIAOLONG.
FACT #3: Les Sins (the alternative moniker of Toro Y Moi, or Chazwick Bundick to his mother) is also signed to that label.
FACT #4: Daphni (that EDM reviving twerp) has a song called Ye Ye, which can be heard here
FACT #5: Ye Ye repeats the words Yeah Yeah
FACT #6: Les Sins new track ‘Taken’ features a sample of a person saying Yeah Yeah, many times
FACT #7: Daphni and Les Sins are only the first in long line of musicians to exploit the affirmative
FACT #8: This is a highly developed trick designed to stop independent thought
FACT #9: Daphni and Les Sins are clearly part of the Illuminati
FACT #10: You can hear both tracks from Les Sins’ first release since 2010’s pretty excellent Lina above this sorry excuse for an introduction