Hear every single Billy Joel hit at once

Assuming you’re not a sane person and you find yourself listening to ANY Billy Joel hit, how would you feel about having every song from The Essential Billy Joel (disk 1) played simulataniously? Would it make it better?

Answer: No, no it would not. 15 Billy Joel hit’s are roughly the equivalent as 4 bouts of prostate/breast cancer (delete as required) and an evening in conversation with Chris Martin as he explains exactly why it was all yellow.

Just look at that fucking face.