The White Stripes won't reunite until you drop $500 on their box set, tuck them in at night.
12 Nov 10
Life must be tough for The White Stripes, y’know, I feel for them. It must be so HARD having vast quantities of money and the ability to turn your hand to whatever you want without labels breathing down your intensely pale neck. I guess that’s why they’re insisting 333 of you fine internet faring music fans shell out a cool $500 to snag yourself a White Stripes themed box set featuring the first three White Stripes albums (the best White Stripes albums), a record player, some headphones and other assorted goodies.
So what’re you waiting for, huh? You don’t need that eye operation anyway.