26 Apr 12
Dear faceless collection of individuals (for the purpose of this letter, I will imagine Kurt Russell)
Please stop putting Shia LaBeouf in motion pictures. He is not a talented actor, nor is he a likable personality. The inclusion of him in a film does not guarantee the success (either critically or commercially) of a motion picture. Nobody saw The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull to see his impersonation of an oak furniture store, they went to see an elderly man fumble his way around a room filled of former glories with nothing but a bad script and George Lucas’ throbbing ego pressing into his side. The less we see of him, the better. You hear me? Good. In other news, this doesn’t look too excellent (sorry, Nick. You know I love you <3)
MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC. Are you happy now?