03 Oct 11
Look at you, standing there in your Che Guevara tee, loose blue jeans and skater shoes. Aren’t you just the coolest thing? Of course you are. You’ve even got a sizable collection of buttons that you’ve placed all over your backpack, why? Because FUCK THE MAN that’s why. But ask yourself this, oh beacon of style, do any of your buttons have within them the capacity to play the silky smooth music of Misc.Music favourite Dev Hynes – under the guise of Blood Orange? No, no they do not. Don’t fret though, because now Domino Records have come to your rescue, you’ll have a chubby transsexual staring out coquettishly from your favourite clothing in no time at all. All you need to do is click the link below.
BUY IT, OR BETTER YET BUY IT ON A FORMAT WHICH ISN’T A MASSIVE FUCKING GIMMICK DESIGNED PRECISELY TO MAKE PEOPLE WHO LOVE GIMMICKS BUY MORE THINGS, AS IF THAT MARKET HASN’T BEEN MINED ENOUGH (HELLO, 3D). AND YEAH, I REALLY HAD NOTHING ELSE TO WRITE ABOUT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?