03 Jun 11
Oh man, you didn’t actually expect us to write about the actual song did you? Instead, we at Misc.Music are proud to present our list of better ways to spend 3:53 (statistically the correct length for a ColdHeadMuse song)
1: Listen to ‘Creep’ by Radiohead.
2: Listen to any other song by Radiohead that is 3:53 in length.
3: Construct a tiny explosive device with which you detonate yourself in the vicinity of Chris Martin and his children.
4: Masturbate over pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow.
5: Masturbate on pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow.
6: Masturbate on Chris Martin.
7: Ejaculate on Chris Martin.
8: Ejaculate into Chris Martin’s eyes so he crashes his car into a brick wall and blinds not only himself, but his children.
9: Kill yourself whilst listening to the new Coldplay single as to cause a controversy about the possible presence of subliminal messages.
10: Write an angry list of mean things about things related to Coldplay because you’re a bitter hack with no musical talent whatsoever.